MENTALLY EEL FAMILY $MEF

Mentally Eel Family

MEF-01

Vladimir

Lies flat between 2:11 and 4:06. Keeps pistachio gelato on his belly because it aligns his solar plexus with municipal Wi-Fi. Nobody has disproved it.

FIFTEEN RELATIVES / ZERO ADULT SUPERVISION / $MEF / DO NOT LICK THE FAM /

THE FAMILY REGISTRY

A genealogy of questionable decisions.

Select a relative to open the case file.

PLANNED TAX ROUTE / ROBINHOOD CHAIN

A 3% tax, split once.

Each planned trade routes 0.45% to liquidity and 2.55% to the verified Alibaba BABA stock token.

PLANNED TRADE TAXROBINHOOD CHAIN

All collected tax equals 3.00% of each trade.

Planned 3% tax allocation The planned tax is split into 15% liquidity and 85% BABA. 100% OF TAX
15% LIQUIDITY85% BABA
  • 15% LIQUIDITY0.45% of each trade
  • 85% BABA2.55% of each trade

BABA is the verified Alibaba stock token. $BABAB is separate family lore and receives none of this tax.

CHAIN DIRECTION / ROBINHOOD CHAIN / THROUGH FLAP

MEF is not launched yet.

MEF is planned for Robinhood Chain through Flap. It is not launched yet, and the final MEF token address is not verified. BABA is the verified Alibaba stock-token allocation target. $BABAB remains separate family artwork and never receives this tax.

$MEF / 1B SUPPLY / NOT LAUNCHEDROBINHOOD CHAIN / CHAIN ID 4663 / FLAPBABA / VERIFIED STOCK TOKEN TARGET
FLAP ROBINHOOD PORTAL0x26605f322f7fF986f381bB9A6e3f5DAb0bEaEb09
BABA STOCK TOKEN0xad25Ac6C84D497db898fa1E8387bf6Af3532a1c4
USDG QUOTE ASSET0x5fc5360D0400a0Fd4f2af552ADD042D716F1d168
OPEN STOCKS.MEF.WTF ↗

Living orange coin floor

Interactive orange $BABAB coin floor. Move a pointer across the field to send nearby coins outward. On a supported phone, enable tilt gravity above to let device orientation guide the coins. No click or grab is required. If the canvas is unavailable, a dense static orange arrangement remains visible.

Coin floor ready.

MEF-01

Vladimir

Lies flat between 2:11 and 4:06. Keeps pistachio gelato on his belly because it aligns his solar plexus with municipal Wi-Fi. Nobody has disproved it.